Baby Beckham

After three boys, it’s finally happened. Mrs Beckham has finally popped out a girl.

Whilst us Brits are bemused by the naming of her, (it’s Harper Seven if you’ve been living under a rock) apparently it’s quite a common name in the US. Surely we’d be questioning the name more if they had given her a common name like Lauren or Hannah?

So what can mini-Beckham expect? I reckon she’s going to follow in the fashion footsteps of Suri Cruise, cause some mayhem a la Paris Hilton and maybe even create a business empire like Kim Kardashian.

Surely it would fit for Harper to grace the cover of Harpers Bizarre in years to come, you know, just because she is the first – and so far, only – daughter of the Beckhams so no doubt she can dabble in her mother’s designer wardrobe whenever she fancies. When I was six the most fun I had was testing out some red patent heels from Clarks from my mum’s wardrobe, so you can only imagine that Harper will be test-driving some Manolos!

With three brothers, and a super hot dad to look after her, Harper Seven’s life is going to be truly amazing.

Now, where’s my invite to the christening…