Summer: Not only is it meant to be hot and sunny, it’s also the season where we’re invited to umpteen weddings and drink loads of wine to celebrate. Except we don’t really care about Bill and Jill’s wedding from next door, what we want is an invite to a celeb’s wedding…
We know how it went for one Kate – she married her Prince and now gets to wear lavish designer dresses and look damn right amazing whilst going on trips abroad to just say ‘hi’. Yeah, so it did look pretty fabulous to see it all taking place, but what I really wanted to see was a certain Ms Moss getting hitched.
We all looked on in horror as she pranced around with Pete Docherty in the hope he wouldn’t put a ring on her finger, so when they broke up and Kate got together with Jamie Hince it was a bit better. Kate genuinely looked happy and started to look less Gillian Taylforth and more like her usual model self.
Armed with her 15 bridesmaids, Kate packed out a church in the Cotsworlds and married Mr Hince. Smiling graciously in photos wearing her custom made John Galiano gown Kate and Jamie smiled for photographers and showed their romance was the real thing. Cocaine Kate was a thing of the past and the supermodel was all smiles for the locals and paps who had lined to see the couple fresh from their vows.
Anyway, enough of that – what I really want to know is what happened at the 3-day bender of a reception or other terms, ‘Mosstival’. Did Kate get plastered? Was there an uncle who started doing some embarrassing dancing whilst Beth Ditto performed? What was Naomi Campbell like at the reception? Did Jamie Hince embarrass the bride in his speech?
I’ll just have to use my own imagination and assume it was damn right amazing. What else would you expect from The Moss?!
We know how it went for one Kate – she married her Prince and now gets to wear lavish designer dresses and look damn right amazing whilst going on trips abroad to just say ‘hi’. Yeah, so it did look pretty fabulous to see it all taking place, but what I really wanted to see was a certain Ms Moss getting hitched.
We all looked on in horror as she pranced around with Pete Docherty in the hope he wouldn’t put a ring on her finger, so when they broke up and Kate got together with Jamie Hince it was a bit better. Kate genuinely looked happy and started to look less Gillian Taylforth and more like her usual model self.
Armed with her 15 bridesmaids, Kate packed out a church in the Cotsworlds and married Mr Hince. Smiling graciously in photos wearing her custom made John Galiano gown Kate and Jamie smiled for photographers and showed their romance was the real thing. Cocaine Kate was a thing of the past and the supermodel was all smiles for the locals and paps who had lined to see the couple fresh from their vows.
Anyway, enough of that – what I really want to know is what happened at the 3-day bender of a reception or other terms, ‘Mosstival’. Did Kate get plastered? Was there an uncle who started doing some embarrassing dancing whilst Beth Ditto performed? What was Naomi Campbell like at the reception? Did Jamie Hince embarrass the bride in his speech?
I’ll just have to use my own imagination and assume it was damn right amazing. What else would you expect from The Moss?!
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